Loading...
Next Match: Image
Swansea City in the Premier League.
Sunday 30th April 2017, KO 12:00 BST.
User avatar
Devil Pikney
Lifetime Supporter
Lifetime Supporter
Posts: 1375
Joined: 9 years ago
Call Me: Del

Re: The Zlatan

10 months ago

Ibra will be 9, doubt he would come otherwise
Haha he announces himself

I guess that in the post Fergie era it's now cool for players to act as if they're bigger than the club.
Who would've thunk it :shock:


Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery;None but ourselves can free our minds.

"Eric Cantona is a great player, but he's not as good as Ryan Giggs" - Johan Cruyff

"Maybe one day people will say I was another Ryan Giggs" - George Best

User avatar
Relly
Supporter
Supporter
Posts: 5543
Joined: 9 years ago
Call Me: Ben

Re: The Zlatan

9 months ago

Made a post on instagram, it was him running on a treadmill and a caption saying "no need to get in shape, I stay in shape" Rooney take note.
"Make America Great Again!"

User avatar
SUBXERO
First Team Player
First Team Player
Posts: 992
Joined: 2 years ago
Call Me: Max

Re: The Zlatan

9 months ago

"no need to get in shape, I stay in shape"
Great! Simply great! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
UNITED > ENGLAND

User avatar
Glorio
International Player
International Player
Posts: 2042
Joined: 9 years ago

Re: RE: Re: The Zlatan

9 months ago

Ibra will be 9, doubt he would come otherwise
You have to swap with Martial.
I think Martial keeps his number
There is only one GOLDEN BOY

User avatar
marcus leong
Referee
Referee
Posts: 5278
Joined: 9 years ago

Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: The Zlatan

9 months ago

Ibra will be 9, doubt he would come otherwise
You have to swap with Martial.
I think Martial keeps his number
I think so too. I have a feeling Memphis will lose the number 7.
"Those sunderland fans who were cheering for city, remember the day. We won't forget that, i'm telling you." - SAF

User avatar
marcus leong
Referee
Referee
Posts: 5278
Joined: 9 years ago

Re: RE: Re: The Zlatan

9 months ago

Made a post on instagram, it was him running on a treadmill and a caption saying "no need to get in shape, I stay in shape" Rooney take note.
Nice one. I like this.

Image
"Those sunderland fans who were cheering for city, remember the day. We won't forget that, i'm telling you." - SAF

User avatar
RED3bution
Reserve
Reserve
Posts: 416
Joined: 9 years ago

Re: The Zlatan

9 months ago

Hopefully he is half what we expect him to be. I cannot doubt his quality and statistics but I do feel he enjoys too much of a steady diet of his perfect self......lol. I shall look forward to his contributions on the pitch not instagram.
"You crossed the line first, sir. You squeezed them, you hammered them to the point of desperation. And in their desperation, they turned to a man they didn't fully understand." -The Dark Knight

User avatar
Relly
Supporter
Supporter
Posts: 5543
Joined: 9 years ago
Call Me: Ben

Re: RE: Re: The Zlatan

9 months ago

Made a post on instagram, it was him running on a treadmill and a caption saying "no need to get in shape, I stay in shape" Rooney take note.
Nice one. I like this.

Image
Somewhere in the world!
"Make America Great Again!"

User avatar
marcus leong
Referee
Referee
Posts: 5278
Joined: 9 years ago

Re: The Zlatan

9 months ago

this is old but.....



Some facts of Zlatan Ibrahimovic:
1 - when he was 10ys, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house.
2 - Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents.
3 - one day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.
Arsenal - when Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.
5 - When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest.
6- the father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.
7 - one day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Zlatan charged the police.
8 - Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born.
9 - Zlatan never lies. The truth is what is wrong.
10 - when Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Zlatan.
11- Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive.
12 - it is impossible for Zlatan to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Zlatan.
13 - In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan.
14 - one day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.
15 - one day Zlatan arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early.
"Those sunderland fans who were cheering for city, remember the day. We won't forget that, i'm telling you." - SAF

User avatar
Sia
Supporter
Supporter
Posts: 2257
Joined: 9 years ago

Re: The Zlatan

9 months ago

:laugh:

User avatar
Giants14
International Player
International Player
Posts: 1269
Joined: 2 years ago

Re: The Zlatan

9 months ago

Number 2 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Follow me on Twitter: @BFG14

Return to “Transfers, Speculation & Rumours”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users