Loading...
Next Match: Image
Manchester City in the Premier League.
Thursday 27th April 2017, KO 20:00 BST.
User avatar
Matt
Reserve Team Coach
Reserve Team Coach
Posts: 7513
Joined: 9 years ago
Call Me: Matthew

Re: Rant

2 years ago

Anyone* :)


You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent.

Short Back and Sides
Lifetime Supporter
Lifetime Supporter
Posts: 7724
Joined: 9 years ago
Call Me: Daddy

Re: Rant

2 years ago

Mortgages.

What the fornicate. Just why. Grrrrrrr. fornicate off. The bank are many birth canals. I don't get it. APR? Deposit. Earnings.

fornicate mortgages. fornicate them in the ear
100% Top Red

User avatar
Leftbank
Assistant Referee
Assistant Referee
Posts: 2274
Joined: 9 years ago
Call Me: Rumpole

Re: Rant

2 years ago

What don't you get Steve?
LEFTBANK Scourge of the Scousers
Image
Rumpole of the Lounge

Short Back and Sides
Lifetime Supporter
Lifetime Supporter
Posts: 7724
Joined: 9 years ago
Call Me: Daddy

Re: Rant

2 years ago

I do get them. I just dont understand why theres so much friggin hassle
100% Top Red

User avatar
Matt
Reserve Team Coach
Reserve Team Coach
Posts: 7513
Joined: 9 years ago
Call Me: Matthew

Re: Rant

2 years ago

Because they're giving you money.

And I think the hassle got worse after the recession.
You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent.

User avatar
Mushy peas
International Player
International Player
Posts: 1548
Joined: 9 years ago
Call Me: Christy

Re: Rant

2 years ago

Exactly, the stupid fornicate were giving it to anyone before in crazy amounts
FCUM- A right bunch of dicks.

Mushy Peas>Little Pea

RedSte
Reserve Team Coach
Reserve Team Coach
Posts: 8603
Joined: 9 years ago
Call Me: Ste

Re: Rant

2 years ago

Buying a house is almost certainly by far the most expensive buy you will make in your entire life. Why would you think it would take 10 minutes and just involve signing 1 document or something mate? :P
My old man said be a City fan...

Nothing significant and lasting will ever come of FFP! - RedSte (2012)

User avatar
Leftbank
Assistant Referee
Assistant Referee
Posts: 2274
Joined: 9 years ago
Call Me: Rumpole

Re: Rant

2 years ago

It's also a legal charge against the house, and they have to know that you're earning enough money to pay it off
LEFTBANK Scourge of the Scousers
Image
Rumpole of the Lounge

User avatar
ArizonaRed
Supporter
Supporter
Posts: 5085
Joined: 3 years ago
Call Me: Barry

Re: Rant

2 years ago

Getting a mortgage is thankfully not as easy as it once was. Ben Bernanke, the formed head of the Federal Reserve, was turned down for a loan because he had recently changed jobs.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/10 ... -his-home/
I can't believe it. I can't believe it. Football. Bloody hell.

User avatar
Relly
Supporter
Supporter
Posts: 5540
Joined: 9 years ago
Call Me: Ben

Re: Rant

2 years ago

I do get them. I just dont understand why theres so much friggin hassle
If you can't appreciate why someone loaning you hundreds of thousands of pounds is complicated and requires lots of work and due dilligence then you probably shouldn't be getting a mortgage.
"Make America Great Again!"

User avatar
marcus leong
Referee
Referee
Posts: 5254
Joined: 9 years ago

Re: Rant

2 years ago

TBF he was right to say Banks are many birth canals. Just look at the numbers of banks that were fined for malpractice.

Short Back and Sides
Lifetime Supporter
Lifetime Supporter
Posts: 7724
Joined: 9 years ago
Call Me: Daddy

Re: Rant

2 years ago

I do get them. I just dont understand why theres so much friggin hassle
If you can't appreciate why someone loaning you hundreds of thousands of pounds is complicated and requires lots of work and due dilligence then you probably shouldn't be getting a mortgage.
Really? fornicate off. This is a rant thread and im currently in the process of getting my first mortgage. Its very complicated, I have a shitload of paperwork to sort along with other shit. Just fornicate off. Why dont you just put me on your foe list if you find fault with most posts I make?
100% Top Red

User avatar
Relly
Supporter
Supporter
Posts: 5540
Joined: 9 years ago
Call Me: Ben

Re: Rant

2 years ago

I do get them. I just dont understand why theres so much friggin hassle
If you can't appreciate why someone loaning you hundreds of thousands of pounds is complicated and requires lots of work and due dilligence then you probably shouldn't be getting a mortgage.
Really? fornicate off. This is a rant thread and im currently in the process of getting my first mortgage. Its very complicated, I have a shitload of paperwork to sort along with other shit. Just fornicate off. Why dont you just put me on your foe list if you find fault with most posts I make?
I ignore you 99% of the time, but complaining because you have to do a bit of paperwork to get a mortgage is ridiculous. People getting mortgages too easily is setting up the economy to fail and atleast on this side of the ocean a major factor in the last global financial crisis, that 6 years later isn't fully recovered.

Owning a house is a privelage, not a right.
"Make America Great Again!"

User avatar
marcus leong
Referee
Referee
Posts: 5254
Joined: 9 years ago

Re: Rant

2 years ago

I ignore you 99% of the time, but complaining because you have to do a bit of paperwork to get a mortgage is ridiculous.  People getting mortgages too easily is setting up the economy to fail and atleast on this side of the ocean a major factor in the last global financial crisis, that 6 years later isn't fully recovered.

Owning a house is a privelage, not a right.


I cannot agree with the bold sentences. People get mortgages too easily is because the financial institutes were greedy, it was their fault that the economy suffered. The CEO of these companies makes millions out of these, blame them not the common people that just wanted to own a home of their own. Given a chance of course most will take it.

Short Back and Sides
Lifetime Supporter
Lifetime Supporter
Posts: 7724
Joined: 9 years ago
Call Me: Daddy

Re: Rant

2 years ago


Owning a house is a privelage
Maybe in some third world country where you walk 10 miles for water. If you live in a country where you can work freely and earn money and never own your own home, you must question why. I have always wanted to own my own home. Everyone in my family has owned their own home and, along with that, I hate renting somewhere and having my money go nowhere. Mortgages imo are unnecessarily complicated imo. Yes they need to check A, B and C. They dont really need to make everuthing so fornicate complicated though. I can easily afford to pay off the mortgage ive applied for. I personally earn five times as much as a monthly repayment, thats not even bringing the missus' salary into it. We have also saved up a rather hefty amount for a deposit. They seem to be making it too difficult for us to get cracking with it. They can see in black and white we can afford the mortgage easily.
100% Top Red

User avatar
Maverick McKillshark
Supporter
Supporter
Posts: 6649
Joined: 3 years ago

Re: Rant

2 years ago

I don't think you can afford it.
HP Sauce salesman of the month January, May, June 2015

User avatar
Matt
Reserve Team Coach
Reserve Team Coach
Posts: 7513
Joined: 9 years ago
Call Me: Matthew

Re: Rant

2 years ago

Can you please post your last 3 payslips?

And kindly attach a signed doctor's note saying that you're healthy.
You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent.

User avatar
Mushy peas
International Player
International Player
Posts: 1548
Joined: 9 years ago
Call Me: Christy

Re: Rant

2 years ago

A DVD as well mate ta
FCUM- A right bunch of dicks.

Mushy Peas>Little Pea

Ole
Vice-Captain
Vice-Captain
Posts: 3220
Joined: 9 years ago

Re: Rant

2 years ago

Don't want to be a pedantic birth canal but if you have a mortgage then you don't own your own home.

User avatar
Relly
Supporter
Supporter
Posts: 5540
Joined: 9 years ago
Call Me: Ben

Re: Rant

2 years ago

Don't want to be a pedantic birth canal but if you have a mortgage then you don't own your own home.
LOL, I just "bought" a house and moved in a month ago. People keep asking what its like to be a home owner, I respond, I don't own a fornicate thing! Home ower more like it.
"Make America Great Again!"

User avatar
Maverick McKillshark
Supporter
Supporter
Posts: 6649
Joined: 3 years ago

Re: Rant

2 years ago

'Homo'. People are asking you what it's like to be a 'Homo'.
HP Sauce salesman of the month January, May, June 2015

User avatar
marcus leong
Referee
Referee
Posts: 5254
Joined: 9 years ago

Re: Rant

2 years ago

Can you please post your last 3 payslips?

And kindly attach a signed doctor's note saying that you're healthy.
Also contribute 10% of your salary to UL.

User avatar
marcus leong
Referee
Referee
Posts: 5254
Joined: 9 years ago

Re: Rant

2 years ago

'Homo'. People are asking you what it's like to be a 'Homo'.
How is it like to be a homo ?

User avatar
Relly
Supporter
Supporter
Posts: 5540
Joined: 9 years ago
Call Me: Ben

Re: Rant

2 years ago

'Homo'. People are asking you what it's like to be a 'Homo'.
So your racist and homophobic?
"Make America Great Again!"

User avatar
marcus leong
Referee
Referee
Posts: 5254
Joined: 9 years ago

Re: Rant

2 years ago

You're

Return to “Members Lounge”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users