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Thu Nov 14, 2013 10:56 am

A new rant thread for you to vent your frustrations. Following on from the previous thread...

...Steven, I am wearing a suit today as we have some new customers in at work. It's also sunny so I have my sunglasses on. Please don't shout at me.



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Thu Nov 14, 2013 3:12 pm

Please tell me the old rant thread is saved
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Mon Nov 18, 2013 1:01 pm

Anxiety.

Was in A&E yday and had an ECG done, plus other tests, all came back fine but basically I had chest pain that felt like a heart attack, could feel pressure in my left arm too and it was then that I seriously fornicate shit myself.

Had it again today but looking online it's actually very common for anxiety sufferers.
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Mon Nov 18, 2013 1:53 pm

I would recommend Imodium. That stops diarrhoea.

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Mon Nov 18, 2013 2:10 pm

Please tell me the old rant thread is saved
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Mon Nov 18, 2013 2:14 pm

I would recommend Imodium.  That stops diarrhoea.
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Mon Nov 18, 2013 2:34 pm

Please tell me the old rant thread is saved
It's been archived off-forum.

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Mon Nov 18, 2013 3:01 pm

Anxiety.

Was in A&E yday and had an ECG done, plus other tests, all came back fine but basically I had chest pain that felt like a heart attack, could feel pressure in my left arm too and it was then that I seriously fornicate shit myself.

Had it again today but looking online it's actually very common for anxiety sufferers.
Didn't go to work because I've been feeling very odd lately, tired and heart racing. Stiff legs and arms. Doc said it's anxiety. Gave me some vitamins to help keep my blood pressure up too.
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Mon Nov 18, 2013 9:33 pm

Please tell me the old rant thread is saved
It's been archived off-forum.
is that a euphemism? :P
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Tue Nov 19, 2013 12:35 am

EXAMS. fornicate EXAMS. fornicate EVERYTHING THAT COMES WITH EXAMS

Exams usually finish around the 10-15th, yet somehow this year I finish the 22nd. The weather has just ticked over to 30 degrees now this week and while everyone is out swimming and at the beach and having a few drinks on the beach at night, im cooped up at home studying in this fornicate heat.

3 more fornicate days until my degree is done and im graduated
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Tue Nov 19, 2013 9:00 am

Its 3 days...

You want to try working 6 or 7 days a week all summer like I did.
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Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:43 am

i doubt he wants to to be fair steven, doesn't sound fun at all
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Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:52 am

Its worth it when you look at your bank statement tbh
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Tue Nov 19, 2013 7:14 pm

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Wed Nov 20, 2013 12:17 am

Its 3 days...

You want to try working 6 or 7 days a week all summer like I did.
Ive done the whole 9-5 money to friday summer thing. Hated it :(
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Wed Nov 20, 2013 2:06 am

called life that to be fair mate
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Wed Nov 20, 2013 10:05 am

That's me from 9-6 monday to friday.
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Thu Nov 21, 2013 1:51 pm

Not a rant but I have a cool story bros. On another forum I occasionally post on, some feminist poster sent me a PM, and said do you want an Amazon gift card. I was like wtf? Thought it was a catch, redeemed the code, 100 quid ffs :D, was expecting a fiver off a music release or something.
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Thu Nov 21, 2013 2:49 pm

Wtf? Why did she do that? Have you used it? You can get some Franks hot sauce with it!!
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Thu Nov 21, 2013 2:54 pm

Wtf? Why did she do that? Have you used it?
Not used it yet (cos I wanted to make sure my address can't be traced from whatever I purchase) but it's legit and I'm gonna today. She works as a dominatrix and one of her subs bought her it, she's American and can't use it cos he got a UK Amazon gift card by accident lol, so she gave it to me.
You can get some Franks hot sauce with it!!
Got some from Asda today mate, I noticed they sell it there. Wing sauce. They do it in smaller bottles. Very nice.
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Thu Nov 21, 2013 3:13 pm

What kind of forum are you part of to be speaking to and recieving gifts off a dominatrix??

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Thu Nov 21, 2013 3:14 pm

Oh also how much was the sauce in asda

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Thu Nov 21, 2013 3:31 pm

What kind of forum are you part of to be speaking to and recieving gifts off a dominatrix??
It's just a music forum I swear.
Oh also how much was the sauce in asda
A quid. The 'wing sauce' is the same as the 'original' sauce but with the butter already added, the original is meant to be mixed 3 parts sauce with 2 parts melted butter. Domino's use the original and don't add butter, that will blaze your face off.

I've deleted that 'This was sent by my such and such', does my tits in.
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Thu Nov 21, 2013 3:32 pm

I had hot wings from domino's a bit ago and didnt think they were that spicy.

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Thu Nov 21, 2013 3:58 pm

What kind of forum are you part of to be speaking to and recieving gifts off a dominatrix??

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First question that came to mind.

Pics?
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