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Mon Oct 20, 2014 10:03 am

You're a fornicate prick.
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Mon Oct 20, 2014 10:10 am

Relly last post was deleted
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Mon Oct 20, 2014 10:11 am

What tune mate?
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Mon Oct 20, 2014 12:50 pm

Lol
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Mon Oct 20, 2014 3:38 pm

Relly last post was deleted
I edited it myself.
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Mon Oct 20, 2014 11:34 pm

His name is Maverick Glazer,
His film reviews are cack,
He'll always slate a movie if its stars are black.
He likes Bradley Cooper, he's white so he's ok,
Maverick's off to join the Bolton branch of the KKK

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Sun Nov 09, 2014 2:53 pm

So when did Matalan stop needing them cards to buy summat? I went in yesterday having spent fornicate ages looking for the fooking card only to find out that you dont need one now #MatalanCardsAreNowPointless
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Mon Mar 02, 2015 11:06 am

So the thing thats started to piss me off at the moment is probably a bit shit, but its poor service. Seemingly everywhere I go at the moment, be it a pub, restaurant or shop, the staff seem to be more interested in talking to each other than provide the service theyre paid to provide. Yesterday I took the missus out for dinner and despite booking amd turning up right on time, we were left waiting for a table, while that was going on, three members of staff stood chatting yards away from us while we stood in the doorway waiting to be seated. Shit like that pisses me off. It wasnt like it was a pub type place it was soley a restaurant. When we were eventually tended to I told them to forget it and we found somewhere else to eat. As a paying customer, why should anyone be made to feel like youre interupting someones social life?
Went to big tesco the other day after working late. Got there at about 11pm cos theyre 24 hour. Itsbalways quiet and the night shelf stackers fill aisles but that cant be helped, even if the big cages block the aisles sometimes. Got to the checkout with a trolley full and the eoman at the checkout huffed as if she couldnt be arsed scanning it all. Seriously, all she does is pick an item up anf scan it. Not like small stores where they pack as well. And she is sat down. Right by the packing bit there were 4 women members of staff stood talking about fornicate knows what (I really didnt try to listen) bit were stood in the way. I politely asked if I could have some room to pack my shopping to which one woman rolled her eyes and one other moved. Its just weird as fornicate. There were about 20 tills shut and they pick the one till thats open to stand in the way. I ended up saying something along the lines of "at least the other tills arent crammed" or something wittless like that. There are tons of other instances that I cant be arsed typing about, but I just think people dont work properly anymore. Bah!
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Mon Mar 02, 2015 12:06 pm

Review the restaurant on tripadvisor mate. I never actually do this cause I'm lazy but I should cause I always freeload of other peoples reviews. It's the only way to change shit service.

Nothing much you can do about the tesco one, some people just don't care.
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Mon Mar 02, 2015 3:21 pm

I do. Im sad as fornicate but literally every time I go out for dinner or stay at a hotel I review it
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Mon Mar 02, 2015 3:34 pm

I do. Im sad as fornicate but literally every time I go out for dinner or stay at a hotel I review it
Did not expect that from you
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Mon Mar 02, 2015 3:39 pm

Are you being sarcastic or not? Either way, why?
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Mon Mar 02, 2015 4:09 pm

Are you being sarcastic or not? Either way, why?
No, just don't see you're the type that bothers.
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Mon Mar 02, 2015 4:10 pm

Im a miserable birth canal. If i have the oppertunity to complain about something I think is a bit shit, I will.
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Mon Mar 02, 2015 7:07 pm

I'm glad someone does it. It's rather helpful.
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Mon Mar 02, 2015 10:54 pm

It works both ways though, you shouldn't just do it to moan. I've left some mint reviews.

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Tue Mar 03, 2015 7:54 am

Oh yeah I dont just leave bad reviews I review every place I go to
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Tue Mar 03, 2015 9:07 am

I should have realise. You and mikey are the biggest contributor of this thread .
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Fri May 29, 2015 2:11 pm

In the library and there's an uttet birth canal sat behind me eating crisps. Crisps. In a fornicate library. Why?

And to make it worse, he's biting each crisp slowly as to avoid making much noise but all it's accomplishing is prolonging the agony.

The ocean is only 50m away. Might go chuck him in. I'll keep the crisps.
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Fri May 29, 2015 3:22 pm

Are they Seabrooks?
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Fri May 29, 2015 3:29 pm

No, Tyrrels. He's since mercifully left us all in peace.
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Fri May 29, 2015 4:03 pm

Eating crisps, so what?
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