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Re: The Official United Lounge Photo Gallery

2 years ago

We'll need to measure them


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Re: The Official United Lounge Photo Gallery

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Exactly ten inches long...

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Re: The Official United Lounge Photo Gallery

2 years ago

9 1/2 including hair and beard

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Re: The Official United Lounge Photo Gallery

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Lol what just happened

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Re: The Official United Lounge Photo Gallery

2 years ago

You have to hold the tape measure beside your head rather than in front of it. I first tried it how you've done it and it gave the appearance of my have an 8" head.

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Re: The Official United Lounge Photo Gallery

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Lol what just happened
Just measuring heads, what?
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Re: The Official United Lounge Photo Gallery

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Tape measure at front of face: 8 inches

[img]http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14/10 ... 09e37e.jpg[/img]

Assuming then that if you measure from the side it'll add 20% to the length, that gives you an 11.4" head to my 10" head. Your head is 14% longer than mine.

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I bet I'm taller than you also, causing my head to be in better proportion than your elongated Postman Pat head.
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Re: The Official United Lounge Photo Gallery

2 years ago

Took the same measurement from the side, put it there so you can see the numbers.

I'm just over 6 foot. Or 185cm
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Re: The Official United Lounge Photo Gallery

2 years ago

Also i included my inch long beard and hair in the measurement. I consider myself a winner.
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Re: The Official United Lounge Photo Gallery

2 years ago

Shovel head.
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Re: The Official United Lounge Photo Gallery

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I'm 188cm tall, so that gives me a further 1.6% advantage on the proportional head length count. Also my head is wider, so it's shaped like an actual head rather than a modeling balloon.
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Re: The Official United Lounge Photo Gallery

2 years ago

My ratio's better too. You're counting my hair and beard.

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Re: The Official United Lounge Photo Gallery

2 years ago

Lol what just happened
Just measuring heads, what?
Go ahead. Interesting stuff

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Re: The Official United Lounge Photo Gallery

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My ratio's better too. You're counting my hair and beard.

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It's your lifelong dream to one day come to Manchester and see a normal head. I've been looking at normal British heads all my life and I'm friends with loads of people with beautifully proportioned heads, whilst you just sit there on your computer looking at pictures of heads on instagram and twitter!
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Re: The Official United Lounge Photo Gallery

2 years ago

I literally lolled at that. I couldn't explain what I'm laughing at to my wife and in-laws
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Re: The Official United Lounge Photo Gallery

2 years ago

maverick cheated. that picture measuring from front is taken from below, you are just barely including half of your forehead

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Re: The Official United Lounge Photo Gallery

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No way, that's a genuine measurement. Try it yourself; there's a clear difference in length when taking a picture of a tape-measure either beside or in front of your head.
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Re: The Official United Lounge Photo Gallery

2 years ago

He's right though, the device you used to take the picture is obviously lower than your chin. Change in perspective.

Following this post, I'll post measurement taking from beside the head, and for accurate measure add a photo showing the beard's length.
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Re: The Official United Lounge Photo Gallery

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you guys better stop comparing your sizes before it gets dirty

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Re: The Official United Lounge Photo Gallery

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you guys better stop comparing your sizes before it gets dirty
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Re: The Official United Lounge Photo Gallery

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little bit, yeah

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Re: The Official United Lounge Photo Gallery

2 years ago

you guys better stop comparing your sizes before it gets dirty
I would obviously win that one
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Re: The Official United Lounge Photo Gallery

2 years ago

This is rather odd.
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