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Re: The Official United Lounge Chat Thread

Fri May 29, 2015 9:15 am

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marcus leong wrote:Black sand
You've never been to Blackpool have you?

I can tell, people who have been to Blackpool don't insult other beaches.
Lol just saying the sand looks dark that's all
Dark is better than green. Hahaha.

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Re: The Official United Lounge Chat Thread

Fri May 29, 2015 9:22 am

marcus leong wrote:
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marcus leong wrote:Black sand
You've never been to Blackpool have you?

I can tell, people who have been to Blackpool don't insult other beaches.
Lol just saying the sand looks dark that's all
It was evening (not as light) and not warm enough during the day to dry the sand out after the tide went out, so was still a bit damp.
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Fri May 29, 2015 9:25 am

I see. I've seen dirty beaches and it was ugly.

Tom,where do you find green sand??
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Fri May 29, 2015 9:34 am

marcus leong wrote:I see. I've seen dirty beaches and it was ugly.

Tom,where do you find green sand??
Well if we're being serious, the Caribbean.

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I was just joking about Blackpool, the sand isn't green there, but it is a shithole.

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Fri May 29, 2015 10:09 am

Was it as shit as Birmingham? I heard Birmingham was awful
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Fri May 29, 2015 10:19 am

Birmingham has a beach?

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Re: The Official United Lounge Chat Thread

Fri May 29, 2015 10:23 am

Ydrah.Tom wrote:Birmingham has a beach?
Yeah sometimes.

Marcus comedy isn't your thing btw.
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Fri May 29, 2015 11:23 am

Martin wrote:
Ydrah.Tom wrote:Birmingham has a beach?
Yeah sometimes.

Marcus comedy isn't your thing btw.
Not trying to be funny
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Fri May 29, 2015 3:47 pm

The only true black sand beachs I know of is on the big island of Hawaii, they are spectacular.
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Tue Jun 02, 2015 5:02 pm

I have two exams tomorrow. A three-hour maths and then a three-hour physics one. fornicate wah. At least I'll then be done until October. Unless I have to resit in September. :oops:
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Tue Jun 02, 2015 5:16 pm

Good luck, stay alive
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Wed Jun 03, 2015 5:08 pm

A three hours physics exam! Just pound a bullet casing into the back of my head and have done with it.

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Wed Jun 03, 2015 5:28 pm

I think three hour exams are one of the only acceptable reasons for legal euthanasia in the UK.

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Wed Jun 03, 2015 5:57 pm

I wouldn't let people like Marcus in, exams or no exams.
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Wed Jun 03, 2015 9:02 pm

Mushy peas wrote:I wouldn't let people like Marcus in, exams or no exams.


???
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Wed Jun 03, 2015 9:21 pm

It's a clever as fornicate pun mate. No offence intended, you just fit the demographic.
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Thu Jun 04, 2015 1:58 am

Mushy peas wrote:It's a clever as fornicate pun mate. No offence intended, you just fit the demographic.
So clever that I don't understand it...
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Re: The Official United Lounge Chat Thread

Thu Jun 04, 2015 7:48 am

Youth in Asia

He clearly doesn't know you're not a youth, so it's not really clever as fornicate

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Thu Jun 04, 2015 7:54 am

That's punning right out of the top drawer in my opinion.
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Thu Jun 04, 2015 8:03 am

Even if he were a youth though, if Marcus were in the UK he would not be in Asia, so the pun fails on every level.
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Thu Jun 04, 2015 8:48 am

Technicalities
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Re: The Official United Lounge Chat Thread

Thu Jun 04, 2015 4:09 pm

Beautiful day to set your back garden on fire isn't it?

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Thu Jun 04, 2015 4:34 pm

Beautiful day for going round my neighbours one by one and confiscating strimmers and mowers, and then to my favourite neighbours and taking a sledgehammer to their sound system and taking the microphone of their devil child and throwing it on the floor and stamping on it so i don't have to listen to 'let it go, let it go, through the wind and rain and snow' for the 2742nd time.

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Thu Jun 04, 2015 4:50 pm

mikey wrote:Beautiful day for going round my neighbours one by one and confiscating strimmers and mowers, and then to my favourite neighbours and taking a sledgehammer to their sound system and taking the microphone of their devil child and throwing it on the floor and stamping on it so i don't have to listen to 'let it go, let it go, through the wind and rain and snow' for the 2742nd time.
That too.

It's just gorgeous.

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Re: The Official United Lounge Chat Thread

Thu Jun 04, 2015 4:52 pm

I love it.

I'm looking forward to the drunken shouting and arguing later, with an extra bit of screaming, shouting and door slamming thrown in for good measure.

God British summertime is brilliant. It's my favourite day of the year.

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