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A question for blokes

Fri Sep 02, 2016 5:29 pm

Have you ever used any type of hair removal on your balls and if so what did you use and did it do the job ie remove hair and not sting like fornicate. I've used an electric shaver which didn't work and I've used scissors which is a pain and tricky as hell. Was wondering if anyone has successfully removed hair from their balls with a type of hair removal cream or gel.

Serious question btw


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Re: A question for blokes

Fri Sep 02, 2016 6:09 pm

Use hair clippers. I have been doing this for about ten years now. I have had one accident where the teeth of the clippers bit my scrotum but other than that it's fine just be careful.

Don't bother with cream.

If you want it completely gone use hair conditioner to shave.
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Fri Sep 02, 2016 6:11 pm

I wouldn't recommend a clean shave though personally. You run the risk of ingrown hairs and your scrotum needs to be peeled away from your inner thigh every ten minutes or so.
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Fri Sep 02, 2016 6:16 pm

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Re: A question for blokes

Fri Sep 02, 2016 6:23 pm

Pleasantly surprised to see it isn't that review off Amazon.
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Re: A question for blokes

Fri Sep 02, 2016 8:45 pm

Martin wrote:Use hair clippers. I have been doing this for about ten years now. Ihave had one accident where the teeth of the clippers bit my scrotum but other than that it's fine just be careful.

Don't bother with cream.

If you want it completely gone use hair conditioner to shave.
other than that it's fine??? that sounds like the worst thing ever! :o
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Re: A question for blokes

Fri Sep 02, 2016 8:46 pm

Martin wrote:Pleasantly surprised to see it isn't that review off Amazon.
Haha same thing crossed my mind


So have you used cream? Tbh I'd much prefer to be able to just stick a cream on my balls for 5 mins or so and wash it off and have no hair on them but maybe I want too much.
I don't have hair clippers at the moment but even so it was a pain in the balls to do imo. Especially the Gooch
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Fri Sep 02, 2016 8:47 pm

Relly wrote:
Martin wrote:Use hair clippers. I have been doing this for about ten years now. Ihave had one accident where the teeth of the clippers bit my scrotum but other than that it's fine just be careful.

Don't bother with cream.

If you want it completely gone use hair conditioner to shave.
other than that it's fine??? that sounds like the worst thing ever! :o
Yeah I had that once. Or was it scissors. Either way it was awful. Hot shower after too
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Sat Sep 03, 2016 6:27 am

Why do you want to shave your balls? Serious question
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Sat Sep 03, 2016 6:27 am

I've used hair removal cream on my chest before. Raspberry scented Nair it was, still got some left. I definitely wouldn't recommend using that for this sort of hair removal.

Clippers take about thirty seconds unless you've not done it for ages. Once every two weeks and it is very quick.
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Sat Sep 03, 2016 6:29 am

marcus leong wrote:Why do you want to shave your balls? Serious question
He has a small cock and this will make it look bigger.
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Sat Sep 03, 2016 6:33 am

Martin wrote:
marcus leong wrote:Why do you want to shave your balls? Serious question
He has a small cock and this will make it look bigger.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Sat Sep 03, 2016 4:16 pm

marcus leong wrote:
Martin wrote:
marcus leong wrote:Why do you want to shave your balls? Serious question
He has a small cock and this will make it look bigger.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Honest answer to an honest question would be I've got a new vibrating cock ring which has a ball ring attached. It hurts when it snags my ball hairs. I'm not arsed about having pubes around my cock as I always keep it trim anyway
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Sat Sep 03, 2016 6:16 pm

I hate it when that happens.
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Sat Sep 03, 2016 9:56 pm

I have used Nair, and Veet. I know they say you're not supposed to on the containers, but it's been fine. Might sting a tiny bit, and yeah, your sac will stick to your thighs but all you need is a quick wiggle and you're loose and hanging again
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Sun Sep 04, 2016 4:49 am

Short Back and Sides wrote:
Honest answer to an honest question would be I've got a new vibrating cock ring which has a ball ring attached. It hurts when it snags my ball hairs. I'm not arsed about having pubes around my cock as I always keep it trim anyway
I need to google "vibrating cock ring"
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Short Back and Sides wrote:I've got a new vibrating cock ring which has a ball ring attached.
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Martin wrote:
Short Back and Sides wrote:I've got a new vibrating cock ring which has a ball ring attached.
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Don't get it tbh
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Sun Sep 04, 2016 3:08 pm

I just wanted to test out my new pic. I used Rooney's hairline for the M.
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Sun Sep 04, 2016 3:34 pm

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Wed Sep 14, 2016 5:18 am

Relly wrote:
Martin wrote:Use hair clippers. I have been doing this for about ten years now. Ihave had one accident where the teeth of the clippers bit my scrotum but other than that it's fine just be careful.

Don't bother with cream.

If you want it completely gone use hair conditioner to shave.
other than that it's fine??? that sounds like the worst thing ever! :o
Happened to me once, hurt like hell and kept getting my balls stuck to my pants until it healed
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Re: A question for blokes

Thu Sep 22, 2016 9:03 pm

So, i was sat here, thinking about the lounge, wondering what i'd missed...

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Thu Sep 22, 2016 9:55 pm

mikey wrote:So, i was sat here, thinking about the lounge, wondering what i'd missed...
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Re: A question for blokes

Fri Sep 23, 2016 3:50 am

Rick: "Weddings are basically funerals with cake."

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Sat Sep 24, 2016 2:54 am

mikey wrote:So, i was sat here, thinking about the lounge, wondering what i'd missed...
At the same time don't forget to check the in depth discussion about Fellini's hair.
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