Songs

[Short Back and Sides]

Don't know where the old thread is so making a new one.



Anthony martial came from France
The English press didn't give him a chance
50 million down the drain
Tony Martials scored again

Deutscher Fußball Meister
Deutscher Fußball Meister
Deutscher Fußball Meister
Bastian!

Smalling, Smalling, Smalling,
Chris Smalling of MUFC,
He’s big and he’s black,
And he plays at the back,
Chris Smalling of MUFC

Oh what a night
Late in May in 1999
Ole scored a goal in injury time
What a feeling what a night

We want to attack
We want to attack
We're Man United
We want to attack

We'll see you in June
We'll see you in June
Pochettino
We'll see you in June
Bring Ali and Kane
Bring Ali and Kane
Pochettino
Bring Ali and Kane
(Sung at WHL the other week after the third went in)

We're fornicate shit
We're fornicate shit
We're fornicate shit
We're fornicate shit
We're fornicate shit
(Started away to Midtjylland, now Sung whenever we go behind or can't seem to score)

[Talking Vulture]

the Martial one should be sung to the tune of 99 red balloons

Anthony Martial came from France
The English press said he had no chance
50 Million down the drain
Tony Martial scores again
na na na na na na na (etc)

I actually wrote that in a pub in Manchester after missing my flight to Moscow.
Does my head it the tune has been changed so the happy clappers can join in

[Dante]

Can't find it either.

Stickied.

[JUAN UNITED]

Every where you go always take DeGea with you.
Every where you go always take De Gea!

To the tune of famous Crowded House!

[Talking Vulture]

To the tune of Englishman In New York

Whoah, He's Armenian
Henrich Mkhitaryan
An Armenian in Manchester

[Relly]

Did a 7 year old write that Smalling song?

[marcus leong]

Did a 7 year old write that Smalling song?

what's wrong with that

[Dante]

It's shit.

[Short Back and Sides]

Most football songs are shit

[Dante]

Yes. That one is particularly shit though.

[Short Back and Sides]

Most football songs are particularly shit though

[RedSte]

The Zlatan one is pretty good

[Short Back and Sides]

Zlatan ibrohimovic
he is a Swedish hero
Came for free from PSG
He cost us fornicate zero
6'5 hard as fornicate
he gets the Reds excited
Stick your City up your arse
cos we are Man United
We are Man United
We are Man United

Actually sounds decent cos the happy clappers haven't latched on yet and it's sung slow

[RedSte]

Zlatan ibrohimovic
he is a Swedish hero
Came for free from PSG
He cost us fornicate zero
6'5 hard as fornicate
he gets the Reds excited
Stick your City up your arse
cos we are Man United
We are Man United
We are Man United

Actually sounds decent cos the happy clappers haven't latched on yet and it's sung slow

To the tune of Yankee Doodle Dandy in case you didnt know

[redmaria]

So what songs will 2017/18 bring?
Many are probably set to go

Wayne Looney,Wayne Looney he plays by the name of Wayne Looney will get put in the old songbook to be brought out when bored or at testimonials alongside Keano's fornicating magic,Yip yap Stam etc

Gone will be Zlatan Ibrahimovitch he is a Swedish cripple
It will stay around until he officially retires
Interestingly he was in the Sunday Times rich list yesterday

If the rumours are correct then
Always take DeGea with you is in trouble as possibly might be He's an Armenian in Manchester

The Martial song might not be heard either
Rumours abound that City might be prepared to give us Aguerro and a pile of cash for DDG and Martial
That would appeal to the United hierarchy but either way Jose has been bollocking Mikki all season and leaving DDG out of the UEFA team so the signs are not good
I suspect you will a lot less if anything of Hard to believe it's not Scholes,it's Carrick you know

So what's left
Just the ironical Jose's playing the way that United should which is a catchy tune sung by the unwashed
That's about it

[redmaria]

Lets have a poll to see how long we will be singing 20 times,20 times man united

I can't see a variation required on it for the next 30 years
What do you think
Will title 21 come in your lifetime?

[marcus leong]

I need to hear ice ice baby for Lindelof #lifegoals

[RedSte]

Was just thinkin at lunchtime today that our new signings name fits well to the NickyButt (Give it up) song:

Lalalalalalala Victor Lindelof, Lindelof, Victor Lindelof!

[Short Back and Sides]

Possebon got some of that too. There seems to be a shortage of good new songs tbh. Woke up this morning is dreadful and a rip off from fcum:
Woke up this morning feelin fine
Got punk football on my mind
We play football the way, the way it should, oh yeah.... etc

Away support has got pretty shit now. Euro final was decent. Only other good away was Blackburn.

[RedSte]

It's Matic, yknow
Better than Bakayoko

[Short Back and Sides]

Falcao old song but swapped for Romelu Lukaku. Caught on on Sunday.
We'll never die got a good airing which is always good. Love that.

[marcus leong]

You to me are everything,
The finest Eric since the king,
Oh Bailly, oh Bailly,
He joined the reds like Cantona,
He's gonna be a superstar,
Oh Bailly, oh Bailly...

[RedSte]

That's very clever other than the way Bailly is pronounced just dosent "fit" with the original